Thursday, March 11, 2010

My New Boss

how would you like to work for a boss who... less than two feet tall, only has peach fuzz for hair and expects you to carry him around?
...vomits on himself and you multiple times a day?
...never actually says the words "thank you" even though you cater to his every whim?
...randomly takes naps throughout the day and this is when you are expected to get your actual "work" done?
...pays you in smiles and coos?
...allows you to wear your pajamas all day if you want to?
...considers going to Target in the morning and the Zoo in the afternoon a productive day?
...thinks you are the best person in the whole world?
...lets you watch dumb reality TV shows while you do your work?

Jealous? Maybe not of everything, but who else gets to work for someone who looks as sweet as this while they are "supervising"?

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